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[12 May 2010|10:38pm] This is a last post. I will be deleting this journal within the week. The fact that I hate the person that wrote these entries, and think she is a whiny little bitch makes it not worth keeping for posterity. HOWEVER, some of the folks on this friends list are. You know who you are *cough*TaliSophia* Should you wish to contact me, feel free to email/gchat me at MissTarran@gmail.com and you can follow me on twitter at gaipan. I hope to hear from a few strangers from the past. If not. It was fun. ( 2 ) bells. --It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

[31 Dec 2007|12:26am] New icon inspired by Julie Henken and a favorite web comic. New layout inspired by the eels. I need to assess my funds so I can see if I can afford their new "useless trinkets" album. ( 1 ) bells. --It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

Rock Lobster Planning Sketch. [18 Dec 2007|12:39am] Bright red, same background as octopus, with pastel jacks.... ( 2 ) bells. --It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

Ten Tons of AWESOME! [04 Dec 2007|10:48pm] Spice Girls singing again was pretty cool too, I can't wait to see them come February. It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

[14 Nov 2007|09:25pm] Schwarzenegger & Chan Terminate Piracy! - The most amazing home videos are here It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

Why I need a house...asap. [14 Nov 2007|04:30pm] Warping Wallpaper Fire Glass It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

[11 Nov 2007|04:33pm] If ever I had a time to start smoking. It would be now. It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

[23 Oct 2007|01:28am] I am not getting to sleep tonight. It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

The B-52's are getting to me. [19 Oct 2007|12:07pm] I think that I'm going to begin working on a companion piece to the octopus. Probably going to be a lobster; but I don't know if he ought to be doing something else- or attending the same tea party? Ideas? ( 1 ) bells. --It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

Whiny Bitchy Post. [11 Oct 2007|02:06am] My stomach is still in knots, aciddy and hurting like a bitch. Probably because of nerves, lack of sleep, overwhelming amounts of everything, and being pissed off beyond belief(if not a little disappointed and confused)..okay maybe frusturated is the better word here. My head hurts too. ANd I want to sleep but I can't. It's driving me up a wall, life is driving me up a wall...and the things I always seem to think I can count on always fall short whenever that seems to happen. I'm feeling unstable. Heroes this season fucking sucks, I don't know why in god's name they chose to bring stupid corny romantic relationships into it. Ad this whole assassination thing is excessively contrived. I mean really; when it was ripping off shit last season it was relatively doable. I actually like the concept of Heroes alot more than X-men to be honest, but that's just because I'm an anthro nerd. But I'm watching this and feel like Kring's just shrugged his shoulders, thrown a copy of Watchmen at his writers, and taken off in his Nissan Rogue to chill with Beyonce and the other sponsors. It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

[10 Oct 2007|09:00am] So the puppy was diagnosed with Parvo; not that any of you even know what puppy I'm talking about since we only had her two days before we rushed her to the emergency clinic. Regardless, I'm just a bit on edge as apparently they're only a fifty-fifty chance of survival from this stupid thing, and we haven't any clue how she got it(though we're suspecting Puppy Depot; in which case I feel bad for the other dogs there.) Thankfully since it wasn't a week, she's under constant surveillance, and her treatment is paid for by P.D.; but regardless of that assurance. I'm still stressed out. ( 3 ) bells. --It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

[08 Oct 2007|11:20pm] NBC destroys all that is good and pure in the world. ( 4 ) bells. --It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

Fuck Chuck Norris. [04 Oct 2007|01:17am] #1. Alton Brown grinds his own peppercorns. With his teeth. #2. Alton Brown's chili cheese fries are healthier than raw carrots. Even after he adds the bacon and lard. #3. Alton Brown brushes his teeth with wasabi and gargles with pickle brine. But still his breath smells like lemon merengue. #4. Alton Brown can boil a three-minute egg in thirty-seven seconds. #5. When Alton Brown was born, he collected the hospital slop they'd left for his mother and made it into an zesty, appetizing goulash. The dish fed the entire maternity ward for a week. #6. In the first, as-yet-unaired episode of Iron Chef America , Alton Brown single-handedly defeated an all-star team of Bobby Flay, Cat Cora, and Hiroyuki Sakai. The secret ingredient was 'whimsy'. #7. Alton Brown doesn't reduce sauces. He demoralizes sauces. #8. Alton Brown prepares his fugu blindfolded, with one chopstick and a plastic spork. Alton Brown ain't afraid of no chump neurotoxin. #9. Alton Brown's blender has four speeds: 'stir', 'mix', 'frappe', and 'plasmify'. #10. Alton Brown can split a pineapple in half using only his pinkies. For coconuts, though, he has to use his thumbs. #11. Alton Brown knows where capers come from. And he grows his own, on a Chia pet in the pantry. #12. On Rachel Ray's show , she shows people where to eat for less than forty dollars a day. When Alton Brown eats, people pay him. #13. Alton Brown slices ham so thin, it can only be seen using an electron microscope. #14. Some knives can slice through a tin can and still cut a tomato. Alton Brown's knives can slice through a Pontiac, and still cut a tin can. #15. Grown men have been known to weep for joy in the mere presence of Alton Brown's vinagrette. His hollandaise sauce can kill a man from sheer ecstacy at forty paces. #16. Alton Brown can eat just one Lay's potato chip. If he ever bothered to eat food he didn't make himself, that is. #17. Alton Brown once got carried away slicing carrots, and julienned his cutting board. Undaunted, he sauteed the splinters in olive oil and spices -- and they were delicious. #18. Every Burger King Alton Brown has walked into has immediately closed forever -- try as they might, they simply can't 'do it his way'. #19. Alton Brown can pair a wine with any food -- including hot dogs, ice cream, raw eggs, Alpo, sawdust, and soylent green. It's people! #20. Alton Brown's cakes don't rise. They ascend. #21. Some meats are so tender, they seem to melt in your mouth. Alton Brown's meats are so tender, he's had entire turkeys vanish into thin air. #22. Alton Brown's no saint. But if his chicken Kiev cures one more kid's leprosy, the church will reconsider the evidence. #23. Alton Brown doesn't whip potatoes. Alton Brown's potatoes whip themselves, if they know what's good for them. #24. Alton Brown's other car is the Wienermobile . #25. Alton Brown's show is called 'Good Eats ', because 'Multiple Shuddering Mouthgasms' didn't play with the network's target demographic. #26. Alton Brown's freezer operates at minus-twenty-seven degrees. Kelvin. #27. Alton Brown once prepared shrimp gumbo for a cooking competition, using only salt, water, canned Spam, and a packet of Arby's 'Horsey Sauce'. He took second place. He would have won, but one of the judges was allergic to shellfish. #28. Alton Brown can fit three hundred and forty-two cookies on a standard-sized baking sheet. Without any touching. #29. When Alton Brown slices onions, the onions cry. #30. Alton Brown was once asked to participate in a blind orange juice taste test. He was the only person able to successfully identify the brand, style, vintage, temperature, pH level, distance to the orchard, age of the grove trees, and the names of the workers picking the fruit. Including the one who needs to start washing after bathroom breaks. It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

[21 Sep 2007|12:44am] Withered Hope, I'm in love with you Want to live with you, Withered Hope Are you going to say to me this can never be? Are you going to say to me, Withered Hope? ( 1 ) bells. --It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

It's like..shedding your skin. [17 Sep 2007|08:29pm] It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

[27 Aug 2007|12:09am] Stage Two: In dire need of constructive criticism. I'm stuck on his eye, the front tentacle, and the background and if it needs anything else added to it? ( 2 ) bells. --It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

[23 Aug 2007|04:25am] When I think of an octopus. My idealized image is a cartoonish pink one, that wears a black top hate and monocle. And has a British accent. And so....what is everybody else's idealized octopus? And let's leave hentai out of it. ( 4 ) bells. --It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

[20 Aug 2007|02:15am] What do the Harry Potter adults think of you? Result #3Albus Dumbledore tries to like you but doesnt trust something about you.Lord Voldemort wishes you were on his side.Minerva McGonagall thinks you are very talented.Severus Snape is secretly in love with you.Rubeus Hagrid tries to like you but doesnt really understand you.Horace Slughorn thinks you are all right.Sirius Black hates you and doesnt understand why Remus likes you.Remus Lupin worships the ground you walk on and would do anything to get you to love him back.Bill Weasley thinks of you as a best friend.Lucius Malfoy doesnt understand why Voldemort likes you.Bellatrix Lestrange wants to have you killed.Peter Pettigrew avoids you at all costs. Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

[13 Aug 2007|01:01am] I hate the fucking world. Does anybody want to do something tomorrow? It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

[11 Aug 2007|12:03am] So last night I was sneaking upstairs to grab tampons, when my dumb ass cat who likes to sleep on the top of the stairs got a his paw stepped on. In return I got this... Which hurts like a bitch and has made wearing sneakers absolute hell. It will be as if, in place of the stars, I had given you a great number of little bells that knew how to laugh . .

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